Friday, August 31, 2007

Hondas getting shit handeled

About to leave for LA... Baby needed some shit handled .... Diamond tire in san rafeal is the bomb bomb...get some great work done...

(wirelessCHUNK)

Monday, August 27, 2007

Bow chick bow woooowh

Days away from so*cal ... I can taste the sun now..chunks getting his tan on ...

(wirelessCHUNK)

Ads for smokes in 07

For reals.....?????


Ho does this still happen?

And I have to dig for the sex ads in the sf weekly...and newport gets the back page... What kinda shit is that??

(wirelessCHUNK)

How many tourists does it take...

To figure out a broken parking machine in the city..hahaha

No joke... 20 people tried to fix it...

I said fuck it..left it in the corner city styles bitches....kiss my ass and I still got my 10$

(wirelessCHUNK)

Tuesday, August 21, 2007

Foodgasmz

Ok so I went out with this broad and we went to in-n-out, and no joke this girl had a foodgasms that got me semi hard..the 3rd nipple I mean, it was hot...and I swear I've never seen a dame love a burger that much...


And no...I'm not picking up homeless girls who havebt eaten...gotta go we r hitting up krispy kreme

(wirelessCHUNK)

Lunch is better with Corona`s

Hahaha...nah I'm not an alky like that...but that doesn't mean its nots a decent idea...

(wirelessCHUNK) scared because stryker drives like a madman aka too much top gear and jeremys balls

Monday, August 20, 2007

Superbad Monday Morning

My fucking god...so thisis the line for ticket sales. Stryker asks what appears to be a real life shrek, shes an idiot says the person selling ticket is new... 100 people in line and a new girl selling tickets... 7 minutes until the movie starts....fucking I hate kids... There checking ids...if I get carded I'm whipping my cock out... Stryker has about 6 lbs of candy in his pants...not man candy..he cleared a isle at a gas station

Monday, August 13, 2007

Fuck parking restrictions

I mean for reals, I know they bring in money and that's well spent on trips for mayor newsom and his co-ed girlfriends trips to napa...but damn, I get the 72 hour rule, I understand abandoned vehcicles suck..but who really only spends an hour..and why can't the machines take credit card payments, hy can't you just keep filling the meter ith no restrictions but make them the same price of garages...parking in the city sucks...it won't be fixed so I say fuck it...who wants to beak meters thisw weekend???

I didn't get a ticket..I took this pic and went on a rant while on muni to work...holla

(wirelessCHUNK)

Thursday, August 09, 2007

42 inch War Fare

My best friend might have killed himself, but playing battle field 2 on a 42inch screen high def lcd panel rules....

(wirelessCHUNK)

Tuesday, August 07, 2007

Starbuck is to cocaine like heads are to crack

2 bucks...cause you gotta drop the .20 cents....oh I'm sorry .15 cents because milk prices have risen...for reals.

Another democratic debate tonight...the GOP needs to get it cracking........

Tucker carlson`s pretty cool...he talks some smart shit...

(wirelessCHUNK)

The world map pic

Don't know why this didn't show up...

I hope that someone dies on The Hills.... Watching the commercial makes me giggle then google map gun stores in those hills...

And now your cell phone can get psyhic answers to questions for $2.99 a text

Heading north....holla

Monday, August 06, 2007

The World

Th world is a big place...and yes erica I still have your lamp...thanks and its the bomb!

Speaking of that just checking out my world map, which if you don't have one in your room then get a clue and some knowledge, on the west wing, political advisor ...I forget his character name but it was played by ron silver...imdb that shit...back on track... He said he didn't respect people who were not nautical or boat people...

If you don't have a world map...please go get one...mine was $1.99...I look at it everytime I hear about a place I don't know...yaya...I could google earth it, but a world map is different

Ranting and raving before the new entourage.....

HD-LA is very nice.....might just pack up and move :)


Holla ....


Ari Gold for President 2008!!


(wirelessCHUNK)

Wednesday, August 01, 2007

Funny Fruit

Yeah... You could use it as a double sided love device :)

5 dollars busta...

(wirelessCHUNK)

Where You Going With That Bulls Parka

Hahaha...old school starter bulls parka.... Old school


"I got bulls parka with pistal..doon mess wit me"

(wirelessCHUNK)

Golden Gate Bridge

I had this pic on my phone for a few days...wanted to share it with my readers...

Sick as a dog.....I need some Zicam!! And some chicken soup!!

(wirelessCHUNK)